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kitchenelves:

Mini Tortilla-Crust Pizza

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ailarafaellelopez:

I just want to spend a day with you.
No worries, just fun. Starting early in the day, ending when the moon is at it’s peak. No plans, just what we want to do. If it’s walking around a park, or biking on the pier, as long as we are having fun. We can go to a restaurant to eat, or possibly have a surprise picnic. We could talk about anything. If we’re just catching up, joking around with each other, venting, or just enjoying the silence of the moment. Toward the end of the day, we can find somewhere to sit and enjoy the sunset as the stars pop into the sky, one by one, watching the moonrise. One day.

ailarafaellelopez:

I just want to spend a day with you.

No worries, just fun. Starting early in the day, ending when the moon is at it’s peak. No plans, just what we want to do. If it’s walking around a park, or biking on the pier, as long as we are having fun. We can go to a restaurant to eat, or possibly have a surprise picnic. We could talk about anything. If we’re just catching up, joking around with each other, venting, or just enjoying the silence of the moment. Toward the end of the day, we can find somewhere to sit and enjoy the sunset as the stars pop into the sky, one by one, watching the moonrise. One day.

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lordjaysus:

sallynopants:


One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

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fuckyeah1990s:

Arthur all grown up

fuckyeah1990s:

Arthur all grown up

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anime-backgrounds:

5 Centimeters Per Second. Directed by Makoto Shinkai. Created by CoMix Wave Inc.

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10 Habits Of A Happy Relationship

nickastig:

  1. Solve Arguments PeacefullyNotice yourself fighting your better half more lately? The only quick-fix is to stop doing it. The best couples are those who know when their partner is angry and when not to talk back to him/her. During fights, it is best to keep as calm and collected as possible and to not fight back. As long as one side stays calm, the other will follow. Things won’t go As far as broken dishes and hearts if arguments are avoided and solved quickly.
  2. Spend More Quality Time Together -  One-on-one time is HIGHLY important for couples. Instead of arranging special Lunches and dinners with your friends, give your better half a day or two just for them. Spend the entire day doing the things you two love and stay really close. Listen to your favorite music, watch your favorite movies, go to your favorite restaurants, in short just what you two love doing together. Couples who spend more quality time together are more attracted to each other and tend to last longer than those who don’t.

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Meanwhile, in my uterus

aliciathomas:

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every 28 god damn days.

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10knotes:

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10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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yakusokuu:

perfect gif example of how I am with food

yakusokuu:

perfect gif example of how I am with food

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fattygettingfit:

closer-each-day:

kingstupid:

senjougahara:

bommiesbread:

sentimentalsaturdays:

Okay. Let me clear the fuck out of this shit, because it is REALLY pissing me off.
Psy was an extremely well-known, well-respected musician WELL before Gangnam Style was even fucking thought of. He’s one of the senior musicians of Korea and he gets a lot of respect for his fearless stages and the way he writes songs to say whatever the hell he wants and believes, regardless of the Korean public’s extremely judgmental eye. I’m so sick of the way he’s being treated all around the world ever since Gangnam Style went viral, he’s just being called here and there to do the dance and whatever and then being sent off like he’s just a comedy dud. When he came on Ellen, she didn’t even bother fucking introducing him, he had to interrupt and ask to introduce himself. He came out on stage and she literally just asked him to teach the dance before he even said anything. Like that is so flat out disrespectful are you kidding me.
Point being, before you ignorant ass little fucks decided he was the new laughingstock of the world and decided all on your own that he was just some annoying, talentless little comedy figure, get your fucking facts straight. Learn some respect, especially to the people that deserve/have already earned it.

SOMEONE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS PREACH IT

Not to mention how skewed this dumbass headline is. Yeah, let’s focus on the fact that a native Korean doesn’t know what herpes is rather than the fact that when it was explained to him, he took it like a champ. “He said I’m like the herpes… that keeps coming back. I think it’s really cool. Thank you.” That was Psy’s response to this incredibly rude shit BJA said. Let’s completely disregard the fact that he even knows enough English from studying in the US for some years to come on these shows and take this shitty treatment with such a good attitude. Psy is a satirist. Gangnam Style was satirical. But he has to come on these shows that only care about his funny faces, funny dances and funny personality and he can’t do anything about it.
Nobody takes him seriously just because he’s not singing in English, because it’s so easy to strip what they know him for of its significance and just look at the fat guy shaking his hips and think that’s all that matters. Nobody takes him seriously because they don’t “get it,” and they don’t want to try to get it, either. And it pisses me off.

i think that the best part is that billy joe armstrong, world-renowned hack and general shithead, is the one lobbing out that insult. the guy hasn’t had a valuable thought in his head in 20 years, and furthermore, is the one who is MOST like actual herpes. you think, maybe he’s done putting out shitty green day albums, but nope, here comes some more shitty green day albums.
billy joe armstrong is a fucking piece of shit without a leg to stand on compared to psy. at least psy isn’t trying to pass off washed-up pop garbage as ‘punk’, like he’s so fucking punk rock and ~authentic~. fuck him and fuck green day.

YES TO ALL

Absolutely maddening.
Everyone needs to stop referring to Gangnam Style and understand that Psy is more than one song. 
He is NOT a one hit wonder.
He is NOT a novelty dance.
He is NOT “herpes”.
Wanna know what he is?
He’s a composer. He was so devoted to his music that when he originally couldn’t find anyone to sing the songs that he wrote AND composed, he bit the bullet, took a chance and SANG THEM HIM FUCKING SELF.
He is a musician. He dropped out of university and poured ALL OF HIS MONEY into buying instruments, lessons, and so on, so that he could pursue his love of music.
He is a fucking renegade of media. His songs have been banned multiple times by Korea’s strict media censorship companies, and he was even FINED MONEY for putting out “controversial” music; music in which he spoke his mind, feelings, and beliefs.
He is the MOTHER FUCKING TOURISM AMBASSADOR OF SOUTH KOREA. ‘Nuff said here!
He is an ex-military signalman who was drafted into the Korean army TWICE, and held the title of Private First Class.
And above all, HE IS A HUMAN BEING. An international artist who managed to do what so many can’t; extend the reach of a new culture and new music around the fucking world.
So fuck you, BJA, and fuck ANYONE who has an issue with Psy simply because they dislike Gangnam Style.
Ps…HE WAS BORN IN GANGNAM.

fattygettingfit:

closer-each-day:

kingstupid:

senjougahara:

bommiesbread:

sentimentalsaturdays:

Okay. Let me clear the fuck out of this shit, because it is REALLY pissing me off.

Psy was an extremely well-known, well-respected musician WELL before Gangnam Style was even fucking thought of. He’s one of the senior musicians of Korea and he gets a lot of respect for his fearless stages and the way he writes songs to say whatever the hell he wants and believes, regardless of the Korean public’s extremely judgmental eye. I’m so sick of the way he’s being treated all around the world ever since Gangnam Style went viral, he’s just being called here and there to do the dance and whatever and then being sent off like he’s just a comedy dud. When he came on Ellen, she didn’t even bother fucking introducing him, he had to interrupt and ask to introduce himself. He came out on stage and she literally just asked him to teach the dance before he even said anything. Like that is so flat out disrespectful are you kidding me.

Point being, before you ignorant ass little fucks decided he was the new laughingstock of the world and decided all on your own that he was just some annoying, talentless little comedy figure, get your fucking facts straight. Learn some respect, especially to the people that deserve/have already earned it.

SOMEONE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS PREACH IT

Not to mention how skewed this dumbass headline is. Yeah, let’s focus on the fact that a native Korean doesn’t know what herpes is rather than the fact that when it was explained to him, he took it like a champ. “He said I’m like the herpes… that keeps coming back. I think it’s really cool. Thank you.” That was Psy’s response to this incredibly rude shit BJA said. Let’s completely disregard the fact that he even knows enough English from studying in the US for some years to come on these shows and take this shitty treatment with such a good attitude. Psy is a satirist. Gangnam Style was satirical. But he has to come on these shows that only care about his funny faces, funny dances and funny personality and he can’t do anything about it.

Nobody takes him seriously just because he’s not singing in English, because it’s so easy to strip what they know him for of its significance and just look at the fat guy shaking his hips and think that’s all that matters. Nobody takes him seriously because they don’t “get it,” and they don’t want to try to get it, either. And it pisses me off.

i think that the best part is that billy joe armstrong, world-renowned hack and general shithead, is the one lobbing out that insult. the guy hasn’t had a valuable thought in his head in 20 years, and furthermore, is the one who is MOST like actual herpes. you think, maybe he’s done putting out shitty green day albums, but nope, here comes some more shitty green day albums.

billy joe armstrong is a fucking piece of shit without a leg to stand on compared to psy. at least psy isn’t trying to pass off washed-up pop garbage as ‘punk’, like he’s so fucking punk rock and ~authentic~. fuck him and fuck green day.

YES TO ALL

Absolutely maddening.

Everyone needs to stop referring to Gangnam Style and understand that Psy is more than one song. 

He is NOT a one hit wonder.

He is NOT a novelty dance.

He is NOT “herpes”.

Wanna know what he is?

He’s a composer. He was so devoted to his music that when he originally couldn’t find anyone to sing the songs that he wrote AND composed, he bit the bullet, took a chance and SANG THEM HIM FUCKING SELF.

He is a musician. He dropped out of university and poured ALL OF HIS MONEY into buying instruments, lessons, and so on, so that he could pursue his love of music.

He is a fucking renegade of media. His songs have been banned multiple times by Korea’s strict media censorship companies, and he was even FINED MONEY for putting out “controversial” music; music in which he spoke his mind, feelings, and beliefs.

He is the MOTHER FUCKING TOURISM AMBASSADOR OF SOUTH KOREA. ‘Nuff said here!

He is an ex-military signalman who was drafted into the Korean army TWICE, and held the title of Private First Class.

And above all, HE IS A HUMAN BEING. An international artist who managed to do what so many can’t; extend the reach of a new culture and new music around the fucking world.

So fuck you, BJA, and fuck ANYONE who has an issue with Psy simply because they dislike Gangnam Style.

Ps…HE WAS BORN IN GANGNAM.

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frostbackscat:

bearcuts:

a few little msb doodles from february i haven’t put up here yet!

NO CARLOS, I DON’T GET IT, EXPLAIN YOUR REASONING

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This is how you lose her. 
You lose her when you forget to remember the little things that mean the world to her: the sincerity in a stranger’s voice during a trip to the grocery, the delight of finding something lost or forgotten like a sticker from when she was five, the selflessness of a child giving a part of his meal to another, the scent of new books in the store, the surprise short but honest notes she tucks in her journal and others you could only see if you look closely. 
You must remember when she forgets. 
You lose her when you don’t notice that she notices everything about you: your use of the proper punctuation that tells her continuation rather than finality, your silence when you’re about to ask a question but you think anything you’re about to say to her would be silly, your mindless humming when it is too quiet, your handwriting when you sign your name in blank sheets of paper, your muted laughter when you are trying to be polite, and more and more of what you are, which you don’t even know about yourself, because she pays attention. 
She remembers when you forget. 
You lose her for every second you make her feel less and less of the  beauty that she is. When you make her feel that she is replaceable. She wants to feel cherished. When you make her feel that you are fleeting. She wants you to stay. When you make her feel inadequate. She wants to know that she is enough and she does not need to change for you, nor for anyone else because she is she and she is beautiful, kind and good.
You must learn her. 
You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to. 
You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.
And, this is how you keep her. 

This is how you lose her. 

You lose her when you forget to remember the little things that mean the world to her: the sincerity in a stranger’s voice during a trip to the grocery, the delight of finding something lost or forgotten like a sticker from when she was five, the selflessness of a child giving a part of his meal to another, the scent of new books in the store, the surprise short but honest notes she tucks in her journal and others you could only see if you look closely.

You must remember when she forgets. 

You lose her when you don’t notice that she notices everything about you: your use of the proper punctuation that tells her continuation rather than finality, your silence when you’re about to ask a question but you think anything you’re about to say to her would be silly, your mindless humming when it is too quiet, your handwriting when you sign your name in blank sheets of paper, your muted laughter when you are trying to be polite, and more and more of what you are, which you don’t even know about yourself, because she pays attention.

She remembers when you forget. 

You lose her for every second you make her feel less and less of the  beauty that she is. When you make her feel that she is replaceable. She wants to feel cherished. When you make her feel that you are fleeting. She wants you to stay. When you make her feel inadequate. She wants to know that she is enough and she does not need to change for you, nor for anyone else because she is she and she is beautiful, kind and good.

You must learn her. 

You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to. 

You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.

And, this is how you keep her. 

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